">This Wowza Wednesday has been inspired by my friend Vicky - she sent me all kinds of yummy chocolate from England and when I saw this I couldn't resist. Hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed all my yummy goodies. Thanks Vicky!!
These are the 25 best reasons why chocolate is better then a man
1.Chocolate is rich, dark and satisfying.
2.You are never disappointed when you open the wrapper.
3.Chocolate doesn't care how many pieces you've eaten before.
4.Chocolate always hits the spot.
5.Chocolate doesn't secretly want to be eaten by your best friend.
6.Chocolate doesn't think the shopping channel is stupid.
7.Chocolate always smells good.
8.Chocolate won't ask "Am I the best?" or "How was I?"
9.Chocolate doesn't sulk if you don't want it first thing in the morning.
10.Chocolates are easy to pick up.
11.Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
12.You can suck a piece of chocolate even in front of your mother.
13.Chocolate never leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
14.Chocolate doesn't know what time of the month it is.
15.You don't mind the brown stains left by chocolate.
16.With chocolate, size doesn't really matter. It's always good.
17.Chocolates do not wear white socks.
18.Chocolate doesn't mind when you bite it's nuts.
19.With chocolates, you don't have to be a virgin more than once.
20."If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
21.You can have more than one chocolate a night without ruining your reputation.
22.Chocolate doesn't just think it's smooth.
23.Chocolates aren't into rope or leather.
24.You can tell just by looking at it that it hasn't been in anyone else's mouth.
Thanks hun! I love this, so funny. You know how much I love my chocolate :) xx
ReplyDeleteNow I really want my chocolate too! And can I have the man as well? He looks yummy :)
ReplyDeleteHe does, I think it should be the new way of eating chocolate, every bar is supplied with a guy with a chest like that to eat it off, lol :)
DeleteLOL I love the way you think :)
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