I'm at RWA National Conference in Atlanta!
Right now I'm being distracted like crazy from all the smutty talk going on around me. It's very distracting but I love it!The hubub is around getting smexy swag ready for the literacy signing tonight.
Some comments flying around:
- Does this need ironing?
- Where are the scissors?
- I'm really bad with manual dexterity and better with my mouth.
- My brain is empty, I don't retain anything
- I haven't had sex in a while
- Since I've been single *rhymes off a slew of names* .....
- When are the book signings?
- I'm calling my editor right now so no lewd comments for a while
- I will literally bite my tongue
- Make me hurt myself
- She got in my head
- Fingering my flogger
I could go on and on.
That's RWA13 for you - Cristal Ryder