The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

I found this in the Righteous Perverts FB group page and had to share. Enjoy =)

 The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life


1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

 2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide.





3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"




4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"

5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!" 

6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!



7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"