Do you get all weak-kneed at the sight of a
grubby fireman or a hunky soldier?
Perhaps immaculately-dressed waiting-on staff get you feeling frisky?
If so, you’ve come to the right place. Uniform Behaviour contains sixteen smutty stories about firemen, soldiers, sailors, police, security guards and even waiters, priests and cleaners! Delve into this anthology and enjoy steamy stories from established erotica authors including Justine Elyot, Craig J Sorensen, Victoria Blisse, Shermaine Williams, Elizabeth Coldwell and Lucy Felthouse. Uniform Behaviour also proudly introduces some exciting debut authors. So remember, you saw them here first! As well as being written and compiled for your titillation, this anthology is also designed to do good. A portion of the proceeds from Uniform Behaviour will be donated to UK charity Help for Heroes, which helps those wounded in current conflict. The stories in this anthology have been hand-picked by a uniform aficionado, so you can rest assured that only the sexiest erotic fiction lies in this eBook.
Dirty Deeds by Victoria Blisse
Whilst cleaning at a big office, Emma Meets Mr Holloway. He's young and good looking, so Emma can't help but be attracted to him. Of course, she decides he would never be attracted to someone like her, and doesn't think she will ever see him again when he leaves the office. Imagine her surprise when he reappears with a job offer as cleaner for his flat! Due to a "stupid, schoolgirl crush" she say's yes immediately, but will she be able to remain professional when she gets up close and personal to the man she has been fantasizing about from day one?
Before we begin, we have to state that you aren’t actually the one in uniform. This means your author must think you’re pretty special to talk about you in the notorious “man in uniform” category. How do you feel about that?
Well, I do like my suits and I wear one every day, I imagine that counts as a uniform to some extent. I know I’d be in trouble if I turned up to the office without my suit. The big bosses frown on nudity at work, ha.
I think my author is particularly impressed by my love of an unusual and somewhat maligned uniform, the cleaner’s overall. I am particularly attracted to the pink checks of the all in one jacket but the multi-coloured tabard has something about it too. I wouldn’t say it was her uniform that first attracted me to Emma but it certainly highlighted to me some of her more attractive physical qualities and I very much enjoy it when she does the cleaning in nothing but an overall these days, wow, that’s service that makes me smile every time.
Apparently it works for her too, she likes me in the little tabard (just the tabard, I must add) with just a flap to the front and back and she keeps finding jobs for me to do that involve a lot of bending over…I don’t know why.
Why do you think you should get out Perfect Man crown?
Well, if being willing to clean the house in nothing but my girl’s cleaner’s uniform doesn’t earn me some brownie points then I don’t know what will! I’m sure Emma will enjoy watching me clean in nothing but her uniform AND a crown in future!
OK, tell the readers who haven’t read your story why they are going to love it!
Well, it’s very sexy, incredibly hot and also a little bit funny. It’s not your usual run of the mill uniform story either, well I’ve found it hard to find others in the same genre myself.
Now, tell us how you make a lady realize that you are her perfect man?
Oh gosh, how am I meant to answer this without sounding like an arrogant pig? I do my best. I don’t think you can do much better. I like to think I treat my Emma with respect, love and lots and lots of lust, too. As long as she’s happy, I’m happy.
Tell us one thing about yourself that you think will help you snap the prize from your contender’s hands?Well, I used to play rugby at university, I was very good at getting the ball out of the opponents hands then and I’m sure I can do the same now!
*fans self* I have a thing for Rugby players :) Thanks so much for answering our questions. I also want to say how wonderful I think it is that part of the proceeds of this book go to such a wonderful cause.
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